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at least i make myself laugh

i have my last exam tomorrow so obviously i made a blog

hotsenator:

Stop putting jokes on the websites. I am using the internet seriously.




stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS




starllex:

This one time my friend dropped acid and we showed him a picture of a cat and he was staring at it for the longest time and he looks at me and goes “yo how long is this video?”


sharpedges:

Original photos from the opening of How I Met Your Mother.

Jason Segel is so hot ugh

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whedonversegifs:

"You sure you don’t wanna stop and pick up some burgers or something, you know, road trip food?”


Hottest in the Office: Ryan Howard