Stop putting jokes on the websites. I am using the internet seriously.
FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK
YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD
MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE
NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS
This one time my friend dropped acid and we showed him a picture of a cat and he was staring at it for the longest time and he looks at me and goes “yo how long is this video?”
Original photos from the opening of How I Met Your Mother.
Jason Segel is so hot ugh
"You sure you don’t wanna stop and pick up some burgers or something, you know, road trip food?”